Do Dryer Sheets Ever Truly Expire, And What Happens If You Use Them Anyways?
While it may not feature the same intrigue as the Twinkie immortality myth, calculating the exact lifespan of a dryer sheet is still a compelling conundrum, especially for frugal homeowners. Sure, the debate raging around the preservative-packed snack cake's ability to survive a nuclear war may ignite more drama on social media, but equally as enthralling to budget-conscious families is whether or not a box of dryer sheets will go bad before it is completely used up. Bottom line: Do dryer sheets truly expire? The short answer is no, but it comes with a caveat: If you use years-old dryer sheets, don't expect them to work as well as fresh ones.
It's always hard to justify wasting money. When you invest in a household item, you expect to get your money's worth — even if the product is as humble as a box of dryer sheets. It's the reason some families reuse or cut dryer sheets in half, while others limit the amount of dryer sheets they use per load. Most dryer sheet manufacturers recommend using one sheet for small to medium loads and two to three for larger loads. Meaning if you dry a medium load each day, a box containing 120 dryer sheets should last you about four months. However, life is unpredictable. There could be a time when your dryer sheet use is dramatically reduced. If and when that happens you don't want to constantly question how time has affected the sheets' quality.
How to extend the life of dryer sheets
Just as it is legend that Twinkies last forever, such is the case with dryer sheets. Still, the myth is perpetuated by the fact that dryer sheet boxes do not feature an expiration date. Typically, expiration dates are reserved for edible items and exist to inform consumers of the last day a product is safe to consume. Dryer sheets are made of polyester treated with fabric softeners, fragrances, and lubricants. Consequently, manufacturers are not mandated to notify patrons of when dryer sheets pass their prime. As a general rule, dryer sheets will be at their best if used within six months of opening the box and nine months to a year if the box remains unopened and stored in a cool, dry spot. It's best to keep dryer sheets away from excessive heat and moisture since both can compromise the integrity of the sheets' chemical makeup and their overall quality.
Additionally, consider breaking the habit of placing individual sheets on top of the dryer as a visible reminder to add them to a load, as doing so can decrease their scent. Rather, store open boxes of dryer sheets in airtight zippered bags to protect them from exposure. This small step will help keep dryer sheets from drying out and preserve their scent for as long as possible. Another option is to stow open boxes or individual sheets in repurposed baby wipes dispensers. Their flip-top lid allows for easy access and a secure close.
Tips for testing old dryer sheets
When in doubt, don't toss them out. If you have an opened box of dryer sheets but can't recall when you purchased them, conduct a simple examination. Start by removing a few sheets from the box and unfolding them. If they are the pre-moistened or wet versions of dryer sheets, check for signs of mildew. Sheets with even a hint of mold should be immediately thrown away. However, if you notice the sheets have simply dried out due to prolonged exposure, there is still hope for your stash. You can restore dryer sheets by lightly spritzing them with water before placing them in the dryer or adding a little water to their storage container. If you choose the latter option be sure the container is airtight — otherwise, the water used to rehydrate the sheets' active ingredients will evaporate in no time and negate your resurrection efforts.
Remember to employ all of your senses when determining whether or not your dryer sheets are still good. In addition to visually examining the sheets, give them a good whiff. If they smell musty or contain an unpleasant odor, err on the side of caution and dispose of them. Additionally, check each sheet's texture by rubbing it between your thumb and index finger — if it starts to disintegrate it's time to trash the box. Finally, keep alternatives such as wool dryer balls or tennis balls on hand in case you need a quick dryer sheet replacement.